世上最强的中国式英文

成都球迷1

1．we two who and who？
　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
　　 怎么是你，怎么总是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
　 　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
　　 你有种，我要给你点色彩瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
　　 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
　　 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
　　 知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER
　　 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
　　 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
　　 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　 车祸现场描写
13．heart flower angry open
　　 兴高采烈
14．go past no mistake past
　　 走过途经，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
　　 老外：I am sorry too!
　　 小明：I am sorry three!
　　 老外：What are you sorry for?
　　 小明：I am sorry five